Many of you may have seen or heard about the recent stink Domino's Pizza finds itself in with the online video showing a Domino's employee defiling some sandwiches being prepped for delivery. The video was shot by "Kristy," who rather obviously inserts herself into the film like she's M. Night Shyamalan, only to proclaim that she "likes to be lazy." Hear hear, Kristy - which is why you find yourself filming a friend fart on some salami in your early 30s in a Domino's Pizza in Conover, North Carolina.
Here's the premise of her film: A lazy auteur filmmaker shoots co-worker Michael Setzer, also in his early 30s, doing all kinds of fun things like putting cheese up his nose, poking his finger into a hot sandwich and sneezing on the ingredients. It was transcendent, as if a hidden camera had captured a nursery school bus full of chimpanzees set free in a vacant commercial kitchen.