The Study of Zombie Neurobiology; or, What You Missed at Harvard

If you ever wondered what you were missing when you failed to get into Harvard and you told your mother you hadn't been accepted and she laid her head on your father's shoulder and began to sob like everything, everything she'd ever done for you had been for nothing and your father gave you this sad look, like you were nothing but a disappointment and he mouthed, "You were an accident," and you though perhaps they had overreacted? You were wrong.